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Always remember to pillage before you burn!

Enough pain, enough gain, let's waste some time and go for some laughs. Many of the techical jokes require more than passing familiarity with computers, especially the UNIX operating system; if you don't know what I mean, don't even try those or your opinion of my sense of humor will be severely jeopardized. On the other hand, most of the remaining jokes are offensive (which is why they are funny, you cretin). Don't even bother emailing me with indignation if you feel slighted by the humor in this section. Do email me with more jokes of the type you like and see here.

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